The Monkey King Commands All Loyal Minions To. . .
Here's a game to play online!
The next time you're reading a RPG-related thread, especially one that asks for game recommendations, and someone recommends either:
1. An "enemy game" of your choice (KIRK: "Spawn of Fashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"); or
2. A game that's completely wrong for the desired genre/feel (A: "I'd like a system to use to play ER or St. Elsewhere -- any recommendations?" B: "You should use Exalted!")