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Dammit. Forgot.
Unfortunately, I let my little road-trip down Memory Lane drive stuff out of me gourd.

Two inspirational quotes by Warren Eliis:


I have the power in me tonight. I hurt like hell, but I tell you, I could knock down trees by fucking looking at them tonight. I could jump across the planet and make a thousand women pregnant by winking.

I might jump across the planet anyway. Kicking stars out of the way.

-- W



...and...


BAD SIGNAL: How It Works

I still get asked with appalling regularity "where my ideas come from."

Here's the deal. I flood my poor ageing head with information. Any information. Lots of it. And I let it all slosh around in the back of my brain, in the part normal people use for remembering bills, thinking about sex and making appointments to wash the dishes.

Eventually, you get a critical mass of information. Datum 1 plugs into Datum 3 which connects to Datum 3 and Data 4 and 5 stick to it and you've got a chain reaction. A bunch of stuff knits together and lights up and you've got what's called "an idea".

And for that brief moment where it's all flaring and welding together, you are Holy. You can't be touched. Something impossible and brilliant has happened and suddenly you understand what it would be like if Einstein's brain was placed into the body of a young tyrannosaur, stuffed full of amphetamines and suffused with Sex Radiation.

That is what has happened to me tonight. I am beaming Sex Rays across the world and my brain is all lit up with Holy Fire. If I felt like it, I could shag a million nuns and destroy their faith in Christ.

FROM MY CHAIR.

See, this is the good bit about writing. It's what keeps you going. It's the wild rush of "shit, did I think of that?" with all kinds of weird chemicals shunting around your brain and ideas and images and moments and storyforms all opening up snapsnapsnap in your mind, a mass of new and unrealised possibilities.

It's ten past two in the morning, and I'm completely wired, caught up in the new thing, shivering and laughing and glowing in the dark. Just as well it's the middle of the night. No-one would be safe from me right now. I could read their minds and take over their heartbeats with a glare.

Faster than the speed of anyone.

That's how it works.

-- W



Enjoy them as I do.

CU

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ralphmelton From: ralphmelton Date: May 3rd, 2003 09:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Those quotes delight me.
elissa_carey From: elissa_carey Date: May 4th, 2003 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh my gosh. That's it. That's exactly it, the very moment when I get an idea so awesome and perfect and right (and sometimes, yet so very wrong :D) that I can't possibly be any happier. I feel positively manic at those points. Trust the really great writers to express things like that so well. :)
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